***Note*** All photos for this challenge were lost. :(
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Someone attempted to cook and started a fire. No one was helpful. I called the fire department and the fire fighters could barely make it through the crowd of screaming crazy people.
I don't even know why someone was trying to cook when we have leftovers in the fridge!! THANKFULLY no one was hurt.
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Thursday: There's a lot of accidents around here. It's gross. I decided to try and make some friends at work before Landgraab tells everyone I'm in the looney bin. It worked out pretty well because Susan gave me a raise and a chance to do some extra work! She gave me a TV to fix. I met Gobias Koffi, then Susan promoted me! I am now a lab tech!
I came home to find the sink broken and Jevon, Terry, and Pamela all mopping up a flooded floor that kept flooding out of the busted sink. Gotta love 'em for trying, anyway. I got it fixed.
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Friday: Someone broke the computer. I took at whack at fixing it but I'm not sure I got very far. I gave Susan her fixed TV (at work). Susan gave me some seeds so I can learn how to garden for work. I am planting them today.
(later) Okay, today has SUCKED! I tried to clean the bathroom and upgrade the toilet but EVERYONE came in there demanding that I leave!
I tried to eat and EVERYONE came into the kitchen also to eat! I tried to go to bed and Terry was in there singing! Today just didn't work out at all.
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I think I'm the only one that's slept in the same bed every since I got here. I FINALLY got a shower!I started working on making the stove fireproof in order to prevent the fire department from having to make another visit. I don't need my stay to be extended because the court doesn't think I can keep these people safe.
Excited for work tomorrow!
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Monday: I couldn't take a shower before work because the entire household was in the bathroom again! I had to go to work a stinking mess! And of all days it's the day I'm assisting my boss, Susan! Uggggg. Luckily Susan blamed the dirty equipment for the smell and gave me the task of cleaning it up for extra money! So phew!!
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Tuesday: I got promoted today! I am now a Useless Contraption Manipulator.
Pamela cleaned a little. I'm so glad she seems to be getting better.
"They" broke the computer again.
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Thursday: Edna helped me with the garden this morning. She's a sweet lady.
I spent $1,000 on books today. I can't help it! It's the only thing I have for entertainment!
I couldn't take a shower because Terry was busy yelling at the rug and she refused to leave until it answered her.
Rahsaan was arguing with the fridge, but he at least let me get some leftovers out of it!
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Jevon was sneaking around trying to scare people today. I'm done. I've had enough for the day and I'm going straight to bed.
--~*~--
I got promoted!! I am now a fertilizer analyst.
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Saturday: As good a cleanup day as any! I also need to fix the toilet. Yet. Again.
After a long day of cleaning ALL I wanted was a hot shower. My shower thoughts revolved around my fellow housemates. These guys aren't too bad. They mostly make their beds and wash their dishes. It could be a lot, lot worse. Thanks guys.
Asylum Challenge Part 1
Previous Asylum Post
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
My Sims adventure for the day:
So I got to play Sims today. Super-exciting since I don't usually get to play anymore.
Right now the only expansion pack I have installed is World Adventures.
I made a "trash" Sim to play with (one without a story line) that I called "Fatass" (since I'm so nice and all) and let her do pretty much whatever she wanted. Her life's ambition was to travel the world and take photos of everything. So she traveled a lot.
Over the simyears she collected a vast variety of objects, and she had enough experience with artifacts that she decided to start putting together some broken pieces to see what she came up with. The first thing she put back together was a diving well. I was less than impressed with this thing, but it LOOKED cool on her property, so I left it.
The next item she reconstructed was a sarcophagus of the kings.
This thing ruined her life (and it's kind of my fault.)
She had the day off and after her usual bout of gardening and writing assignments she decided to look at this thing to see what it could do (i.e. I clicked on it to see what it could do). It gave the options of "sleep," "woohoo with...." and "try for a baby with..."
I as the Simgoddess in question thought to myself, "wow, it says I can try for a baby but no one is here so that must mean there's a chance I can have a mummy-baby!!" So of course I clicked on it. Never mind the fact that after playing Sims 3 for close to 20 years I had NEVER seen or heard of a mummy baby (without mods).
[I am blaming lack of sleep for this btw]
So she went into the sarcophagus and then some random dude went in with her. I realized with horror that it was the MAID she had hired that I didn't even realize was on the lot!! THE MAID. (It was a male maid obs.)
So I started hoping she didn't get pregnant (because ew...some RANDOM dude? Some random dude that occasionally comes over and CLEANS MY HOUSE?!?) But no such luck.
Pregnant.
Here's the thing...she had been spending quite a bit of time with a rich guy and not-so-subtly pursuing him. After weeks of flirting and dropping massive hints that she wanted him he finally told her he was married. She stopped flirting with him immediately although kept him as a friend. In fact, she hadn't even spoken to him except by phone for a long time.
So she figured her only shot at getting help with the upcoming baby was it's father, so she started going after the maid, as much as she hated herself for it. He proved to be very hard to woo. Finally she let him know he knocked her up and he was talked into moving in, even though he has shown little interest in an actual relationship.
As soon as he moved in the other sims in town started calling her "naughty" and a "cheater." She had no idea what was going on.
Then she realized that even though they were strictly platonic, the general population pretty much considered her and the rich guy a couple. She was very confused. She flirted with a rich married guy for weeks and no one said a thing. She backed off and moved in the guy that got her gravid and now suddenly she was the bad guy??
So she was depressed about that. The baby-daddy wasn't the slightest bit interested in a long-term relationship and she was depressed about that. A baby makes it kind of hard to travel the world to become a famous photographer, so she was depressed about that.
But, after she had the baby the ex-maid (oh yeah, he was definitely fired for fraternizing with the clients) ended up being very helpful with her new baby girl. He even took care of the infant while she went to Egypt for a big story.
The stress must've went to Egypt with her, though. She was attacked by a mummy and she beat the undead dust out of it. I mean, I have NEVER seen a Sim beat a mummy in a fight! They have like, eons of experience!! But she hit it so hard it was knocked clear out of the Simverse.
So we will see what the future brings my sweet little Fatass (Now with ex-maid's last name so not actually "Fatass" anymore. :p)
Right now the only expansion pack I have installed is World Adventures.
I made a "trash" Sim to play with (one without a story line) that I called "Fatass" (since I'm so nice and all) and let her do pretty much whatever she wanted. Her life's ambition was to travel the world and take photos of everything. So she traveled a lot.
Over the simyears she collected a vast variety of objects, and she had enough experience with artifacts that she decided to start putting together some broken pieces to see what she came up with. The first thing she put back together was a diving well. I was less than impressed with this thing, but it LOOKED cool on her property, so I left it.
The next item she reconstructed was a sarcophagus of the kings.
This thing ruined her life (and it's kind of my fault.)
She had the day off and after her usual bout of gardening and writing assignments she decided to look at this thing to see what it could do (i.e. I clicked on it to see what it could do). It gave the options of "sleep," "woohoo with...." and "try for a baby with..."
I as the Simgoddess in question thought to myself, "wow, it says I can try for a baby but no one is here so that must mean there's a chance I can have a mummy-baby!!" So of course I clicked on it. Never mind the fact that after playing Sims 3 for close to 20 years I had NEVER seen or heard of a mummy baby (without mods).
[I am blaming lack of sleep for this btw]
So she went into the sarcophagus and then some random dude went in with her. I realized with horror that it was the MAID she had hired that I didn't even realize was on the lot!! THE MAID. (It was a male maid obs.)
So I started hoping she didn't get pregnant (because ew...some RANDOM dude? Some random dude that occasionally comes over and CLEANS MY HOUSE?!?) But no such luck.
Pregnant.
Here's the thing...she had been spending quite a bit of time with a rich guy and not-so-subtly pursuing him. After weeks of flirting and dropping massive hints that she wanted him he finally told her he was married. She stopped flirting with him immediately although kept him as a friend. In fact, she hadn't even spoken to him except by phone for a long time.
So she figured her only shot at getting help with the upcoming baby was it's father, so she started going after the maid, as much as she hated herself for it. He proved to be very hard to woo. Finally she let him know he knocked her up and he was talked into moving in, even though he has shown little interest in an actual relationship.
As soon as he moved in the other sims in town started calling her "naughty" and a "cheater." She had no idea what was going on.
Then she realized that even though they were strictly platonic, the general population pretty much considered her and the rich guy a couple. She was very confused. She flirted with a rich married guy for weeks and no one said a thing. She backed off and moved in the guy that got her gravid and now suddenly she was the bad guy??
So she was depressed about that. The baby-daddy wasn't the slightest bit interested in a long-term relationship and she was depressed about that. A baby makes it kind of hard to travel the world to become a famous photographer, so she was depressed about that.
But, after she had the baby the ex-maid (oh yeah, he was definitely fired for fraternizing with the clients) ended up being very helpful with her new baby girl. He even took care of the infant while she went to Egypt for a big story.
The stress must've went to Egypt with her, though. She was attacked by a mummy and she beat the undead dust out of it. I mean, I have NEVER seen a Sim beat a mummy in a fight! They have like, eons of experience!! But she hit it so hard it was knocked clear out of the Simverse.
So we will see what the future brings my sweet little Fatass (Now with ex-maid's last name so not actually "Fatass" anymore. :p)
Monday, April 10, 2017
Asylum Challenge Part 2: got a job buuuuut
{Asylum Challenge Part 1}
There's a lot of yelling around here. One woman is out screaming at the gate. Jevon is complaining about the big guy being in his way even though the big guy is in a different room playing on the only computer. A guy is standing in the corner. There is literally NOTHING to do. I sat on the toilet just to look out the window in relative silence.
I thought I was pretty smart going to bed early so I could have a bed and then the house to myself but when I woke up to use the bathroom I had to convince the gate-chastiser out of the bathroom before I could pee.
The big guy went to bed, so I got on the computer to find a job and guess what! A job is available at the science facility! I'm applying for the position of "test subject."
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Monday (Day 2):
I made waffles and feel like I'm doing better at cooking. I just have to remember to put away the leftovers for the other residents here.
Jevon apparently likes to clean. He actually sings while he does it. It's pretty cute.
I got the bathroom to myself so I took a shower. The thing about a house where insane people live, there are no doors that lock from the inside, so there's always the possibility someone will just walk in on me. The girl named Terry burst right in and yelled at me for being on the computer. I didn't pay her much mind since I heard Jevon yelling at a chair for being empty.
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I was doing the dishes and found out Jevon wet himself! So THAT'S a lovely mess I gotta clean up!
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Terry often dresses in all-fancy clothes. It's actually a nice change from Jevon wearing only his swimsuit 24 hours a day.
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Tuesday (Day 3):
My first day at work! It was nice to get out of this crazy house! It was business as usual except...this is the Landgraab Industries Science Facility....the people who own this building are the people that got me sentenced to the loony-bin in the first place!! My boss is Susan Wainright. She seems cool. I went to the bookstore on my way home to buy a book about gardens. I read it right away (because what ELSE do I have to do??)
Tonight I was taking out the trash and I found Pamela digging through the garbage!!
I scolded her about the mess she made (it could attract bugs!!!)
then I went inside because I was STARVING!!
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Wednesday (Day 4):
I had to fix the toilet AGAIN....
I went to the bookstore to buy a recipe. I worked hard today so I deserved it. Susan gave me a book to read for work also.
Soooo Landgraab found out I was working in the science facility and guess what? They are taking money out of MY paycheck to pay the utility and electric bill for this place!! Can you believe that? UGH!!
Oh well, goodnight.
[coming up next....house fire!]
There's a lot of yelling around here. One woman is out screaming at the gate. Jevon is complaining about the big guy being in his way even though the big guy is in a different room playing on the only computer. A guy is standing in the corner. There is literally NOTHING to do. I sat on the toilet just to look out the window in relative silence.
I thought I was pretty smart going to bed early so I could have a bed and then the house to myself but when I woke up to use the bathroom I had to convince the gate-chastiser out of the bathroom before I could pee.
The big guy went to bed, so I got on the computer to find a job and guess what! A job is available at the science facility! I'm applying for the position of "test subject."
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Monday (Day 2):
I made waffles and feel like I'm doing better at cooking. I just have to remember to put away the leftovers for the other residents here.
Jevon apparently likes to clean. He actually sings while he does it. It's pretty cute.
I got the bathroom to myself so I took a shower. The thing about a house where insane people live, there are no doors that lock from the inside, so there's always the possibility someone will just walk in on me. The girl named Terry burst right in and yelled at me for being on the computer. I didn't pay her much mind since I heard Jevon yelling at a chair for being empty.
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I was doing the dishes and found out Jevon wet himself! So THAT'S a lovely mess I gotta clean up!
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Terry often dresses in all-fancy clothes. It's actually a nice change from Jevon wearing only his swimsuit 24 hours a day.
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Tuesday (Day 3):
My first day at work! It was nice to get out of this crazy house! It was business as usual except...this is the Landgraab Industries Science Facility....the people who own this building are the people that got me sentenced to the loony-bin in the first place!! My boss is Susan Wainright. She seems cool. I went to the bookstore on my way home to buy a book about gardens. I read it right away (because what ELSE do I have to do??)
Tonight I was taking out the trash and I found Pamela digging through the garbage!!
I scolded her about the mess she made (it could attract bugs!!!)
then I went inside because I was STARVING!!
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Wednesday (Day 4):
I had to fix the toilet AGAIN....
I went to the bookstore to buy a recipe. I worked hard today so I deserved it. Susan gave me a book to read for work also.
Soooo Landgraab found out I was working in the science facility and guess what? They are taking money out of MY paycheck to pay the utility and electric bill for this place!! Can you believe that? UGH!!
Oh well, goodnight.
[coming up next....house fire!]
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