Monday, April 10, 2017

Asylum Challenge Part 2: got a job buuuuut

{Asylum Challenge Part 1}

There's a lot of yelling around here. One woman is out screaming at the gate. Jevon is complaining about the big guy being in his way even though the big guy is in a different room playing on the only computer. A guy is standing in the corner. There is literally NOTHING to do. I sat on the toilet just to look out the window in relative silence.

I thought I was pretty smart going to bed early so I could have a bed and then the house to myself but when I woke up to use the bathroom I had to convince the gate-chastiser out of the bathroom before I could pee.


The big guy went to bed, so I got on the computer to find a job and guess what! A job is available at the science facility! I'm applying for the position of "test subject."

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Monday (Day 2):

I made waffles and feel like I'm doing better at cooking. I just have to remember to put away the leftovers for the other residents here.



Jevon apparently likes to clean. He actually sings while he does it. It's pretty cute.

I got the bathroom to myself so I took a shower. The thing about a house where insane people live, there are no doors that lock from the inside, so there's always the possibility someone will just walk in on me. The girl named Terry burst right in and yelled at me for being on the computer. I didn't pay her much mind since I heard Jevon yelling at a chair for being empty.

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I was doing the dishes and found out Jevon wet himself! So THAT'S a lovely mess I gotta clean up!

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Terry often dresses in all-fancy clothes. It's actually a nice change from Jevon wearing only his swimsuit 24 hours a day.

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Tuesday (Day 3):

My first day at work! It was nice to get out of this crazy house! It was business as usual except...this is the Landgraab Industries Science Facility....the people who own this building are the people that got me sentenced to the loony-bin in the first place!! My boss is Susan Wainright. She seems cool. I went to the bookstore on my way home to buy a book about gardens. I read it right away (because what ELSE do I have to do??)

Tonight I was taking out the trash and I found Pamela digging through the garbage!!


I scolded her about the mess she made (it could attract bugs!!!)


then I went inside because I was STARVING!!

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Wednesday (Day 4):

I had to fix the toilet AGAIN....

I went to the bookstore to buy a recipe. I worked hard today so I deserved it. Susan gave me a book to read for work also.

Soooo Landgraab found out I was working in the science facility and guess what? They are taking money out of MY paycheck to pay the utility and electric bill for this place!! Can you believe that? UGH!!

Oh well, goodnight.

[coming up next....house fire!]